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It\sasunnymorningintheBigForestandtheBearfamilyisjustwakingup.BabyBeargoesdownstairsandsitsinhissmallchairatthetable.Helooksintohissmallbowl.Itisempty!"Who\sbeeneatingmyporridge?"hesqueaks.DaddyBeararrivesatthetableandsitsinhisbigchair.Helooksintohisbigbowl.Itisalsoempty!"Who\sbeeneatingmyporridge?"heroars.MummyBearputsherheadthroughtheservinghatchfromthekitchenandyells,"ForPete\ssake,howmanytimesdowehavetogothroughthis?ItwasMummyBearwhogoupfirst.ItwasMummyBearwhowokeeverybodyelseinthehouseup.ItwasMummyBearwhounloadedthedishwasherfromlastnightandputeverythingaway.ItwasMummyBearwhowentoutintothecoldearlymorningairtofetchthenewspaper.ItwasMummyBearwhosetthetable.ItwasMummyBearwhoputthecatout,cleanedthelitterboxandfilledthecat\swater&fooddish.Andnowthatyou\vedecidedtocomedownstairsandgracemewithyourpresence....listengoodbecauseI\monlygoingtosaythisonemoretime.......Ihaven\tmadethe@#*%porridgeyet!!

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