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"AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlikestheplace,buttheresonlyoneproblem:Hesdeathlyafraidofbeesand,onatouroftheproperty,henoticedalotofthem.", Thefarmersays,"There\salwaysbeenbeesaroundhere,butinthe30yearsI\veownedthefarm,I\veneverbeenstungonce.I\lltellyouwhat."Takeoffyourclothesandletmetieyoutothattreeoverthere.Ifyou\restungbyasinglebee,I\llgiveyouthefarmfornothing.Butifyoudon\tgetstung,youhavetobuythefarmatmyaskingprice.", Theguyfiguresthepossibilityofafreefarmistoogoodtopassup,soheagreestothefarmer\sdeal.Thefarmertieshimnakedtothetreeandgoestoworkinthefields.Afewhourslater,thefarmerreturns,onlytofindthemaninastateoftotalexhaustion.He\sacompletewreck.Hiskneesarebucklingandtheonlythingsholdinghimuparethetinystrapssecuringhimtothetreetrunk.Thefarmerisshocked."Whatonearthhappenedtoyou?You\reamess!Didthebeesgetyou?", "No,"saystheman,"butdoesn\tthatCalfhaveamother?"
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