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AMexicanbanditmadeaspecialtyofcrossingtheRioGrandefromtimetotimeandrobbingbanksinTexas.Finally,arewardwasofferedforhiscapture,andanenterprisingTexasrangerdecidedtotrackhimdown.Afteralengthysearch,hetracedthebandittohisfavoritecantina,snuckupbehindhim,puthistrustysix-shootertothebandit\shead,andsaid,"You\reunderarrest.TellmewhereyouhidthelootorI\llblowyourbrainsout."Butthebanditdidn\tspeakEnglish,andtheRangerdidn\tspeakSpanish.Fortunately,abilinguallawyerwasinthesaloonandtranslatedtheRanger\smessage.Theterrifiedbanditblurtedout,inSpanish,thatthelootwasburiedundertheoaktreeinbackofthecantina."Whatdidhesay?"askedtheRanger.Thelawyeranswered,"Hesaid\Screwyou,Asshole.Youwouldn\tdareshootme.\"

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