Men’s Advice To Women-笑话大全

1.Ifyouthinkyou\refat,youprobablyare.Don\taskus.2.Learntoworkthetoiletseat;ifit\sup,putitdown.3.Sometimes,we\renotthinkingaboutyou.Livewithit.4.Getridofyourcat.5.Sunday=TVSports.6.Anythingyouwearisfine.Really.7.Youhavetoomanyshoes.8.Cryingisblackmail.9.Askforwhatyouwant.Subtlehintsdon\twork.10.Markanniversariesonacalendar.11.Peeingstandingupismoredifficultthanpeeingfrompointblankrange.We\reboundtomisssometimes.12.Simple"yes"and"no"areperfectlyacceptableanswers.13.Aheadachethatlastsfor17monthsisaproblem.Seeadoctor.14.Anythingwesaidsixoreightmonthsagoisinadmissibleinanargument.15.Ifsomethingwesaidcanbeinterpretedtwoways,andoneofthewaysmakesyousadandangry,wemeanttheotherone.16.Letusogle.Ifwedon\tlookatotherwomen,howcanweknowhowprettyyouare?17.YoucaneitheraskustodosomethingORtellushowyouwantitdone--notboth.18.ChristopherColumbusdidn\tneeddirections,andneitherdowe.19.Youhaveenoughclothes.20.Menarefromearth;womenarefromearth.Dealwithit.

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