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Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn\twaittogooutintotownandparty,sohesaystohisnewbride,"Honey,I\llberightback...""Whereareyougoingcoochicooh...?"askshiswife."I\mgoingtothebar,prettyface.I\mgoingtohaveabeer."repliesthehusband.Thewifeputsherhandsonherhipsandsaystohim,"Youwantabeermylove...?"Thensheopensthedoortotherefrigeratorandshowshim25differentkindsofbeerbrandsfrom12differentcountries.Thehusbanddoesn\tknowwhattodo,andtheonlythingthathecanthinkofsayingis:"Yes,loolieloolie...butthebar...youknow...thefrozenglass."Hedidn\tgettofinishsayingthesentence,whenthewifeinterruptshimbysaying,"Youwantafrozenglasspuppyface...?"Shetakesoutofthefreezerahugebeermugsofrozenthatthewifewasgettingthechillsfromholdingit.Thehusbandlookingabitpalesays,"Yes,tootsieroll.Butatthebartheyhavethosehoer\sdedevoursthatarereallydelicious...Iwon\tbelong.I\llberightback.Ipromise.OK?""Youwanthoer\sdedevourspoochipooh..?"Sheopenstheovenandtakesout15dishesofdifferenthoer\sdedevours...chickenwings,pigsintheblanket,mushroomcaps,porkstrips,etc."Butsweethoney...atthebar...youknow...theswearing,thedirtywordsandallthat..."repliesthehusbandindesparation."Youwantdirtywordscutiepie...?HERE!DRINKYOURDAMNBEERINYOURDAMNFROZENGLASSANDEATYOURDAMNHOER\SDEVOURS,BECAUSEYOUARENOTGOINGANYWHEREASSHOLE!
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