经典笑话 幽默笑话大全
"IT\SAGUYTHING"Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnectedwithit,andyouhavenochanceatallofmakingitlogical.", "CANIHELPWITHDINNER?"Translated:"Whyisn\titalreadyonthetable?", "UHHUH,""SURE,HONEY,"OR"YES,DEAR"Translated:Absolutelynothing.It\saconditionedresponse., "ITWOULDTAKETOOLONGTOEXPLAIN"Translated:"Ihavenoideahowitworks.", "IWASLISTENINGTOYOU.IT\SJUSTTHATIHAVETHINGSONMYMIND."Translated:"Thatgirlstandingonthecornerisarealbabe.", "TAKEABREAKHONEY,YOU\REWORKINGTOOHARD."Translated:"Ican\thearthegameoverthevacuumcleaner.", "THAT\SINTERESTING,DEAR."Translated:"Areyoustilltalking?", "YOUKNOWHOWBADMYMEMORYIS."Translated:"Irememberthethemesongto\FTroop\,theaddressofthefirstgirlIeverkissed,andthevehicleidentificationnumbersofeverycarI\veeverowned,butIforgotyourbirthday.", "IWASJUSTTHINKINGABOUTYOU,ANDGOTYOUTHESEROSES."Translated:"Thegirlsellingthemonthecornerwasarealbabe.", "OH,DON\TFUSS-IJUSTCUTMYSELF,IT\SNOBIGDEAL."Translated:"Ihaveactuallyseveredalimb,butwillbleedtodeathbeforeIadmitthatI\mhurt.", "ICAN\TFINDIT."Translated:"Itdidn\tfallintomyoutstretchedhands,soI\mcompletelyclueless.", "WHATDIDIDOTHISTIME?"Translated:"Whatdidyoucatchmeat?", "IHEARDYOU."Translated:"Ihaven\tthefoggiestcluewhatyoujustsaid,andamhopingdesperatelythatIcanfakeitwellenoughsothatyoudon\tspendthenextthreedaysyellingatme.", "YOUKNOWICOULDNEVERLOVEANYONEELSE."Translated:"Iamusedtothewayyouyellatme,andrealizeitcouldbeworse.", "YOULOOKTERRIFIC."Translated:"Oh,God,pleasedon\ttryononemoreoutfit,I\mstarving.", "I\MNOTLOST.IKNOWEXACTLYWHEREWEARE."Translated:"Noonewilleverseeusaliveagain."
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