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Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What\stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleast75ina55zone."Man:"Nosir,Iwasgoing65."Wife:"Oh,Harry.Youweregoing80."(Themangiveshiswifeadirtylook.)Officer:"I\malsogoingtogiveyouaticketforyourbrokentaillight."Man:"Brokentaillight?Ididn\tknowaboutabrokentaillight!"Wife:"OhHarry,you\veknownaboutthattaillightforweeks."(Themangiveshiswifeanotherdirtylook.)Officer:"I\malsogoingtogiveyouacitationfornotwearingyourseatbelt."Man:"OhIjusttookitoffwhenyouwerewalkinguptothecar."Wife:"OhHarry,youneverwearyourseatbelt."Themanturnstohiswifeandyells,"SHUTYOURMOUTH!"TheOfficerturnstothewomanandasks,"Ma\am,doesyourhusbandtalktoyouthiswayallthetime?"Thewifesays,"No,onlywhenhe\sdrunk."
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