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1.ANUMBEROFDIFFERENTAPPROACHESAREBEINGTRIED...Wearestillpissinginthewind., 2.EXTENSIVEREPORTISBEINGPREPAREDONAFRESHAPPROACHTOTHEPROBLEM...Wejusthiredthreekidsfreshoutofcollege., 3.CLOSEPROJECTCOORDINATION...Weknowwhotoblame., 4.MAJORTECHNOLOGICALBREAKTHROUGH...ItworksOK,butlooksveryhi-tech., 5.CUSTOMERSATISFACTIONISDELIVEREDASSURED...Wearesofarbehindschedulethecustomerishappytogetitdelivered., 6.PRELIMINARYOPERATIONALTESTSWEREINCONCLUSIVE...Thedarnthingblewupwhenwethrewtheswitch., 7.TESTRESULTSWEREEXTREMELYGRATIFYING...Wearesosurprisedthatthestupidthingworks., 8.THEENTIRECONCEPTWILLHAVETOBEABANDONED...Theonlypersonwhounderstoodthethingquit., 9.ITISINTHEPROCESS...Itissowrappedupinredtapethatthesituationisabouthopeless., 10.WEWILLLOOKINTOIT...Forgetit!Wehaveenoughproblemsfornow., "11.PLEASENOTEANDINITIAL...Letsspreadtheresponsibilityforthescrewup.", "12.GIVEUSTHEBENEFITOFYOURTHINKING...Welllistentowhatyouhavetosayaslongasitdoesntinterferewithwhatwevealreadydone.", "13.GIVEUSYOURINTERPRETATION...Icantwaittohearthisbull!", "14.SEEMEorLETSDISCUSS...Comeintomyoffice,Imlonely.", 15.ALLNEW...Codenotinterchangeablewiththepreviousdesign., 16.YEARSOFDEVELOPMENT...Itfinallyworked!, 17.LOWMAINTENANCE...Impossibletofixifbroken.
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