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GotaletterfrommyAuntMarthatheotherday.Shewrites..., TheotherdayIwenttothelocalChristianbookstoreandsawa"HonkifyouloveJesus"bumpersticker.Iwasfeelingparticularlysassythatday,becauseIhadjustcomefromathrillingchoirperformance,followedbyathunderousprayermeeting.SoIboughtthestickerandputitonmybumper., "BoyImgladIdid,whatanupliftingexperiencethatfollowed!Iwasstoppedataredlightatabusyintersection,justlostinthoughtaboutthelordandhowgoodheis...andIdidntnoticethatthelighthadchanged.ItisagoodthingthatsomeoneelselovedJesusbecauseifhehadnthonkedIdneverhavenoticed!IfoundlotsofpeoplelovedJesus!", Why,whileIwassittingthere,theguybehindstartedhonkinglikecrazy,Andthenheleanedouthiswindowandscreamed"FORTHELOVEOFGOD!GO!GO!JesusChrist!GO!GO!"WhatanexuberantcheerleaderhewasforJesus!!!!!Everyonestartedhonking!Ijustleanedoutmywindowandstartedwavingandsmilingatalltheselovingpeople!Ievenhonkedmyhornacoupletimestoshowmylove., "TheremusthavebeenamanfromFloridabacktherebecauseIheardhimyellingsomethingaboutasunnybeach.Isawanotherguywavinginafunnyway,withonlyhismiddlefingerstuckupintheair.ThenIaskedmyteenagesonintheback-seatwhatthatmeant,hesaidthatitwasprobablyaHawaiiangoodlucksignorsomething.Well,IvenevermetanyonefromHawaii,soIleanedoutthewindowandgavehimthegoodlucksignback.Mysonburstoutlaughing...whyevenhewasenjoyingthereligiousexperience!", Acoupleofpeopleweresocaughtupinthemoment,thattheygotoutoftheircarsandstartedwalkingtowardsme.IbettheywantedtoprayoraskwhatchurchIattended,butthisiswhenInoticedthelighthadchanged,soIwavedtoallmysistersandbrothersgrinning,anddroveonthroughtheintersection., InoticedIwastheonlycarthatgotthroughtheintersectionbeforethelightchangedagainandIfeltkindasadthatIhadtoleavethemafterallthelovewehadshared,soIslowedthecardown,leanedoutofthewindowandgavethemalltheHawaiiangoodlucksign,asIdroveaway., PraiseTheLordForSuchWonderfulFolks!
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